Tim Couch used HGH! Alert the press! Alert congress! Tell the world! TIM COUCH USED HGH! What's that I hear? Crickets? Yes, it's crickets...
Who cares? Do those in Jacksonville care? They just signed him, are you sure, what's that? They still don't care? Oh, they might cut him? Sure. But really, who cares.
Well, I would care if he used it when was good. Which was...last year? No, with Cleveland? No...oh that's right, when he was at Kentucky. Eight years ago.
Here's the deal. He used HGH in 2006. Unless you want to quibble about irrelevant throws in the pre-season or in training camp, or maybe in Europe if he played there, frankly I don't even want to look it up to see if he did, it really is meaningless that he used them.
He said he used them to help his shoulder heal. Fine. I accept it.
Remember when Couch was the golden boy coming out of Kentucky? Remember how he was going to save the Browns? Maybe he should of used HGH back then. But if he did, maybe they wouldn't of drafted Brady Quinn. Another golden boy, another Browns team with a slow running back. Maybe Brady should take HGH. I won't tell.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
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Didn't I hear that the aforementioned 'slow Browns running back' is, in fact, your fantasy back? I'd think you'd be hoping HE takes the roids.
Who? Droughns? No sir, I held strong this year and didn't draft him. It must of been what it feels like to kick cigarettes cold turkey. And Travis Henry and Willie Parker, my other RB's, they haven't played for the Browns either. They run a sub 5.5 40, the Browns don't stand for that.
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